Another Look-A-Like!

Because I am a raging BITCH from time to time, I like to serve justice where it is deserved. I'm not going to go into it, but there this cunt that I know....

...who my group of friends referred to as a "grandma" because of the glasses and clothing she chose to wear as a means of "expressing herself" because she's a "free spirit" and a "feminist."

Don't be fooled by the cute and innocent face. Bitch doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Anyway, I found her glasses at a Goodwill...

Striking resemblance, eh?

"What's with the lips, Holly?"

Funny you ask. Because that bitch up there's friend had lips like the ones I am impersonating....

Am I right, or am I right?

Double burn, mother fuckers! (But really this last girl is totally sweet, just funny lips)

Phone and Internet LOLZ

Most things I find on the Internet make me laugh. I believe that there are very funny and creative people out there who take a typically boring photo or email, add a little text, and BAM! instantly a billion times funnier. If I were to share every funny thing I came across, I would create a website called "reddit" or something. That's not what this is about. What I'm about to share with you is a handful of funny things that have stuck with my over the years.

This is an oldie but a goodie. There's nothing sexier than a man with a body and a brain. yumm!

This gem came to me one night when I was taking an online personality test for a psychology class. I literally sent this to everyone in my contact list. I still find myself saying this when someone says something that makes absolutely no sense. **loves it**

It's nice to see Yelp has a sense of humor. "Sippin' on Yelp and Juice..." 

No, this isn't a text from lastnight. Actually, it's from several months ago from my best friend in regards to his nether regions. Phunny, bunny, funny!

I'm out!